Ben Garwin

Editor-in-Chief

Born and raised on the mean streets of Chinatown, Ben Garwin "street cred" at an early age. This empathetical proximity to his "homies" on "the block" launched his ill-fated rap career and tenure as Secretary of State. From the heights of power, he surveyed the land, deciding that he, the Jewiest of Jews, would improve the world with a Mexican Restaurant charmingly named "Vera Cruzine." Known for its two for one taco tuesdays, Vera Cruzine is gaining in market share against the area's other mexican restaurants GuadalaHarry's and TiYouWanna. Bring the family down to the latest addition to Earlen County's ethnic bouquet.

Eric Orenstein

O-Ren

Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool. Eric is cool.

Dash Delan

Editor-in-Dian

Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball. Dash is a goofball.

Will Adler

Photoshop and Web Consultant

Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest. Will is the bestest.






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